“It’s Great to Be a Man…”

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• Damn, it’s great to be a man
• Your last name stays put
• The garage is all yours
• Wedding plans take care of themselves
• Chocolate is just another snack
• You can wear a white t-shirt to a water park
• Car mechanics tell you the truth
• You don’t give a crap if nobody notices your new haircut
• The world is your urinal
• You never have to drive to another gas station because this one’s just too icky
• Same work – more pay
• Wrinkles add character
• Wedding dress $5000: Tux rental $100
• People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them
• The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected
• New shoes don’t cut, blister or mangle your feet
• One mood – all the time
• Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds
• A two week vacation requires only one suitcase
• You can open all your own jars
• Dry cleaners and hair stylists don’t rob you blind
• You can kill your own food
• You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
• Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack
• If you are 34 and single, nobody notices
• Everything on your face stays its original color
• You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger’s seat
• Three pairs of shoes are more than enough
• You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt
• You are unable to see the wrinkles in your clothes
• The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades
• You don’t have to shave below your neck
• Your belly hides your big hips
• One wallet, one pair of shoes, one color all seasons
• You can do your nails with a pocketknife
• You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache
• You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives December 24th, in 45 minutes
• it’s Great to be a Man!!!

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